Monday, October 12, 2009

Keep Your filthy HANDS OUT OF THE BINS PLEASE!




I love The Fresh Market. I love the option of measuring my own unsalted cashews and yogurt pecans. I love the mood lighting, the music, the freshness of the produce. In fact, once when my home was full of guests I stealthily slipped away to The Fresh Market for a few moments of quiet. It is a shopping experience rather than a dutiful chore; indeed, is brings a bit of Fresh air to a weary shopper.


Unfortunately, my most recent shopping experience left me a wee-bit horrified! Please, it wasn't The Fresh Market- no, no- it was the greedy old man who illegally parked his caddie in front of the store blocking the disability/cart ramp. He didn't need a cart or basket-- his hands were plenty!



Sadly, I must share the truth of how this wonderful shopping place and how every customer was violated! This man proceeded to walk up and down the bulk aisles lifting and grabbing. Half of his illegally and unsanitarily obtained goods he plopped in his mouth, the other half into his pants and jacket pockets. I had to tattle. I just couldn't let this man contaminate The Fresh Market, then it wouldn't be fresh anymore! I couldn't allow his greedy, grimy, germy, grubby hands to thieve anymore!

Here's a humble suggestion:

Dear Fresh Market,

Follow Earthfare, Kroger and Wholefoods lead: switch bin styles!

Sincerely, a concerned consumer that can no longer tolerate MORONIC OLD MEN!



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